How to Profit From Drunk Texting

I seems to have a neon sign displayed over my head soliciting photo's from random guys, there's no other explanation....

At the moment there are 20 photo's on my phone from a few different guys, none of which showing a face ;)

How do I do it?

Step 1 - Send drunk text messages
Step 2 - (ummm I don't remember step 2, I was drunk)
Step 3 - Receive strait up Cock shots via MMS

Results may vary, you may receive photo's that cause temporary blindness, side effects may include speechlessness, unexplained desire, giggling, and forwarding your friends photos that would be considered porn.

I Send Drunk Texts

I tend to text quite a bit normally, but when I get some liquid courage I seem to speak my mind a little more freely and to people I normally may not be so open with.
OK, I admit, when I have a few drinks I text like a junkie. I text my friend updates of my night, ask advice on how to take something that was just said, or send pictures. Nothing like reading what I sent out the next morning hungover. I am picture happy normally taking random shots and sending them out to my friends or posting them up online, so it's no surprise that I happily oblige when asked to send pic's by whomever I may be texting with.

Thanks to sites like My Drunk Texts and Texts From Last Night I know my friends and I are not alone in our texting.

So rest assured, you are not alone! Until there is a phone that comes with a breatalizer attached the drunken text messages will flow freely...