How to Profit From Drunk Texting

I seems to have a neon sign displayed over my head soliciting photo's from random guys, there's no other explanation....

At the moment there are 20 photo's on my phone from a few different guys, none of which showing a face ;)

How do I do it?

Step 1 - Send drunk text messages
Step 2 - (ummm I don't remember step 2, I was drunk)
Step 3 - Receive strait up Cock shots via MMS

Results may vary, you may receive photo's that cause temporary blindness, side effects may include speechlessness, unexplained desire, giggling, and forwarding your friends photos that would be considered porn.

Girl Talk: Why I Like Porn and Threesomes

~Powder Room Talk took the words right out of my mouth... :) ~

I enjoy watching porn. It's not only educational but recreational- and hello, to all the porn dicks I come across on sites such as YouPorn and RedTube. Got any other suggestions? Let me know- I'm tired of watching re-runs of eye-pleasing threesomes (don't give me those deer caught in headlights look; I'm just a healthy girl)

Porn is about being in control of your sexuality and unleashing your most coveted desires and fantasies of rough sex. A lot of us just enjoy that safe screen-only sexual escape- all those things that we'd be afraid to do in person we visualize doing in porn.

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