How to Profit From Drunk Texting

I seems to have a neon sign displayed over my head soliciting photo's from random guys, there's no other explanation....

At the moment there are 20 photo's on my phone from a few different guys, none of which showing a face ;)

How do I do it?

Step 1 - Send drunk text messages
Step 2 - (ummm I don't remember step 2, I was drunk)
Step 3 - Receive strait up Cock shots via MMS

Results may vary, you may receive photo's that cause temporary blindness, side effects may include speechlessness, unexplained desire, giggling, and forwarding your friends photos that would be considered porn.